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Hey I'm Kelpie

socccermom420:

hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa:

dulect:

i would like die if i lost my phone :))

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My friend in 6th grade asked me to throw hers on the skating rink floor and break it she hated it so much so I did and that stupid shitphone wouldn’t break

I had this stupid fucking thing

rip 5th grade

dulect:

i would like die if i lost my phone :))

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My friend in 6th grade asked me to throw hers on the skating rink floor and break it she hated it so much so I did and that stupid shitphone wouldn’t break

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windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best

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you know what really picks my berries

people who insist bats don’t fly they gLIDE

OK but if you spent all that energy flapping your arms to stay in the air u’d be mad as hell if someone told you you don’t fly you gLIIIIDE

wecansexy:

katara is an inspiration to us all she was one of the only ones who had hope that the avatar would return and then she ended up banging the avatar. think of katara in times of need

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